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if i limit
myself to less than
one
hundred words a day, then
i limit the amount
of mistakes i
can make and
the amount of rules i
can break,
if i limit
myself to less
than fifty
words
per
day i'll
be silent
by
lunch, it's
probably safer
that way,
if i limit myself to one word
per day, then as i wake up, i
would wish to roll over,
and whisper,
"hello," into
your ear, then i
could spend my
day in silence, and
still feel accomplished.
myself to less than
one
hundred words a day, then
i limit the amount
of mistakes i
can make and
the amount of rules i
can break,
if i limit
myself to less
than fifty
words
per
day i'll
be silent
by
lunch, it's
probably safer
that way,
if i limit myself to one word
per day, then as i wake up, i
would wish to roll over,
and whisper,
"hello," into
your ear, then i
could spend my
day in silence, and
still feel accomplished.
Literature
Things to do when you're bored
Things to do when you're bored:
Stand outside a nursing home as the Grim Reaper
Wait around corners and scare random people
Sign up for informational meetings and when you get there say 'gosh darned it I thought this was about where to get drugs' and then leave
Go out and adopt fifty puppies
Go to the park, get no higher than five feet, jump and scream 'I can fly!'
Travel to Area 51, and tell them a green alien looking thingy traveled out about an hour ago
Make something, give it to someone, and then five minutes later scream at them to 'give it back'
Get a lemonade stand, give o
Literature
Cleverbot VS Karkat
User: HELLO FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?
User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JOHN?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Cleverbot: No you don't make any sense.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: WHATEVER.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Moomins?
User: THE WHAT?
Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.
User: ARE YOU TALKING AB
Literature
Funny Poem
Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
but the roses
are wilting
the violets
are dead
the sugar bowls
empty
and so is
your head
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Beautiful, especially the last stanza