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Things to do when you're bored
Things to do when you're bored:
• Stand outside a nursing home as the Grim Reaper
• Wait around corners and scare random people
• Sign up for informational meetings and when you get there say 'gosh darned it I thought this was about where to get drugs' and then leave
• Go out and adopt fifty puppies
• Go to the park, get no higher than five feet, jump and scream 'I can fly!'
• Travel to Area 51, and tell them a green alien looking thingy traveled out about an hour ago
• Make something, give it to someone, and then five minutes later scream at them to 'give it back'
• Get a lemonade stand, give o
Literature
Funny Poem
Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
but the roses
are wilting
the violets
are dead
the sugar bowls
empty
and so is
your head
Literature
The Assumption Poem
The Assumption Poem:
There once was a pirate whose name was Big Brock
He was a young lad with a really big-
Gun and he tried to hold up this young lass!
He bent her right over and swiped her sweet-
Chain that she kept in her pocket out front
He took it and ran while he called her a-
Fool for keeping something nice on her dress
He ran to a bar and squeezed one young maid's-
Hand when he asked her to go out on a date
Before the big night he would go master-
Swordsmanship skills and a punch that was slick
Maybe later she would go suck on his-
Plant that was filled with some rum by the door
He smiled when she arrived for she looked
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